Help me make a nickname for my science teacher?

In everycl our teach mr lubbe(loobie) makes nicknames for every1 for ex. armpit alec, hairy hector, oyster girl, cat man, spamminator, dynodylan ect. wierd names like that and i want to make up a name for him since he makes names for us but the years b4 ppl have called him mr lubricator/lubrication mr loogie lubinator..i want to make up a nickname for him so far i got lubbe tuesday lol but i cant think of anymore..any ideas?