Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Wat should i do about my day yesterday?

So i was walkin my sesy black self down the street on the way to my baby daddys house and it was windy out. My mini skirt kept blowing up showing my y a ss to everyone around and black guys was whistling at me and yelling hey y mama, come to papa. Whas wrong with dem! I told dem dat they aint my papa and I shore aint dere mama and day had better shut dere mouth before dis ****** knock dere tooth out! So I kept walking and round da corner a big ole gust of wind came and blew my wig right off my head. I was like ooooh Lordy nooo, i gots to get my wig back. I chased it and landed in a puddle and I bent down tp pick it up and dis skinny a zz white boy behind was looking at my y and he went woo hoo hey baby, come to daddy !and I was like I aint your baby and you shore aint my daddy now shuts up before I knock yo tooth out too! now why do deeze stupid a zz mens wanna be my papa and my daddy! so I finally got my y self to my baby daddy's house and when I walked in i heard my baby daddy yelling come to daddy, i thought he was talkin to my babygirl, but den i walked in da room and this mo fo was doin dis white girl with no or and her pale legz was all wrapped round my baby daddy and she was screamin dat she aint never going back to white no white boy now. I was like ooooh no you didn't! Den I snatched dat white hoe up by her pretty blonde hair and i knocked dat ****** out, den i ****** slapped my baby daddy. He disrepected a ******..now what I am sposed to do wit my sezy self?

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